After a few migraines and a couple days missed from work, I finally decided that I needed to go to the dentist to see what they could do to get me taken care of. My cure was getting all four of my wisdom teeth yanked. Of course I opted to be sedated when getting my teeth pulled, because lets face it, there should be no other way! Both Shelly and Bri agreed to pick me up because obviously I would have been in no condition to drive myself! Do to the lateness of the surgery it ended up being Bri who would deliver me home. After the IV went into my arm the last thing I remember for several hours was asking the doctor, "should I be feeling dizzy?" He replied, "you tell me!" That's the last thing I remember but apparently I kept a talk'n. Before I was completely out I told the assistant how pretty she was and then my speech slowed down until, according to Bri, you could no longer understand what I was mumbling!
Brian: Meg started to blow me kisses and hitting on the nurses before she passed out. After the surgery, I went back to pick her up. The nurse brought her out to the car in a wheelchair. I thought Megan was back to normal until I saw that she kept letting her head fall over and drooling on herself. Before we could put her in the car, she told me, "no making out for a week." That made me and the nurse laugh. Then we got in the car and headed up to Dave and Candace's because I was in no position to take care of Megan all by myself.
Megan: Bri had to run by our house really quick to pick up some pj's because he figured we would end up staying the night in Riverton. Well, while he ran inside Candace called his phone, and much to her surprise, I answered the phone. I told Candace I remembered EVERYTHING (which I don't remember saying) and the dentist said I wouldn't. Then I told her how pretty the assistant was that helped me. Bri came out upset that I was on the phone because he knew I was still out of it. So he took the phone from me and in that process I dropped my phone. Because of this I was so upset and the only thing that calmed me was when Bri asked me if I wanted to call my sister, Shelly.
"I died for 7 minutes and now I see dead people," happened to be the first thing Shelly heard me say. I than requested that when I saw her next she would bring chicken noodle soup and raspberry jelly. I asked Shelly if she would play Super Mario Brothers with me on the Wii and she agreed. I got SO excited I just started balling! Bri had to take the phone from me because I was so excited and crying.
Luckily for Bri, by then we were at Dave and Candace's house. However, due to my legs not functioning, with my non functioning brain, I was unable to help Bri get me into their house. Bri was able to get the assistance of Dave to carry me into the house and that is where this beautiful shot comes from. I'm letting it be posted for everyone else's humor. Hope it's at least worth a smile!! I now understand why my niece, Courtney, was horrified of me that night and wouldn't even come within 10 feet of me.
This story made me laugh! I really wish I would have had a video camera with me when Lewis got his teeth pulled too! It's hilarious!
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